How To Be Miserable
(Guaranteed to be 100% Effective)
Think about yourself!
Use "I" as much as possible!
Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others!
Listen greedily to what people say about you!
Expect to be appreciated!
Be on the lookout for a good time for yourself!
Shirk your duties, if you can!
Do as little as possible for others!
Love yourself supremely!